Westbrook Police are looking for a man wearing a Super Mario hoodie

There are a couple of things potential criminals should keep in mind if you’re considering breaking into someone’s car. First, it’s 2022. There are cameras everywhere. Second, don’t wear anything that can easily identify you, like a Super Mario hoodie.

The Westbrook Police Department released a photo of a man wearing a cap and hoodie with the Super Mario logo on it. It was captured by one of those cameras I just talked about that are everywhere because it’s not 1982 anymore.

Whoever’s behind the Westbrook Police Department Facebook page posts can also see the humor in that, as they say when describing the suspect that he’s wearing a “pretty distinctive Super Mario sweatshirt” and that ” we are fully confident that the real Mario and his counterparts Luigi and Yoshi would not approve of this behavior.” Truth. In fact, if Yoshi got his hands on this guy, he’d probably swallow him as fast as a Goomba.

It’s a little hard to see the sweatshirt in detail from the photo on Facebook so I enlarged it for you.

Before you tell me that embiggen is not a word, let me link you to Meriam Webster dictionary which lists the definition of embiggen as “to make larger or more expansive”.

The simpsons did so in Season 7 Episode 16: “Lisa the Iconoclast”.

Anyway, back to the enlarged photo of the dude from Super Mario.

Westbrook Police Department via Facebook

Westbrook Police Department via Facebook

If you have any information on the man wearing the Super Mario hoodie, Westbrook Police would like to speak with you.

Reach them at 207-854-0644, leave an anonymous tip at 207-591-8117, message them on Facebook Messenger, or email Detective Stackpole at [email protected]

And now watch a guy complete the Super Mario Bros. original in 4:56 seconds. It’s real geek stuff here.

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